I swear if these movie villains would just shut the fuck up and act sooner they would get so much more shit done
"Why hello, my pint-sized purple nemesis. I was wondering if you would ever find your way here."
"............did I leave the oven on?"
"-watch helplessly as your whole world falls into chaos! After that's done with, I'll-"
"I made lasagna this morning and took it out around 10..."
"-and there's nothing you can do to stop me! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!"
"Damnit. I did leave the oven on."
"EXCUSE ME. I have been practicing this speech for a week! Are you even listening to me?!"
"Phew. Good thing crystal palaces don't burn."