Loosing my mind over here

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Lose.

Lose.

You do not loose your keys, you lose your keys.

You loose your pimp hand when you need to smack some sense into a bitch (which I've had to refrain from more than once).

And while I'm ranting about correct spelling,

I do not breath air, I breathe air.

His breath stinks.

I can't breathe because his breath stinks.

I live and breathe ponies.

That there thing that's theirs is over there. Because they're smart.

You're smart when your grammar says so.

UUUGGGGHHHH!!! by EMedina13
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Amen.

A couple of my favorites:
A king reigns; horses have reins.
A straitjacket is not straight.

I’ve noticed that a lot of young’uns (I’m old enough to call ’em that) are prone to hypercorrection, making wrong assumptions about a spelling: They don’t understand the history or etymology of a word because its roots lie in a technology or state of society that they aren’t old enough to remember—or, heck, that I’m not old enough to remember.